Monday, June 8, 2009

Bad dog!

Who me???

Couldn't be!

We are in desperate need of the dog whisperer! We often joke with people telling them to send in letters describing our wild child (Macy the Lab). It's always funny until you come home from a wonderful day at a technology academy where you just receieved a new laptop and Ipod touch and you see this...
Thats right my friends, kool-aid, RED KOOL-AID!

Immediately I thought... She's done it this time! We are really going to have to get new floors! Have no fear...I have a 2 new best friends! Look what they did, after 2 hours!

So, we are extremely excited for Macy to go to doggie school in a couple of weeks while we are on vacation. Here is a small list of Macy's record:
  • ate a bag of uncooked rice and cost us $600 in vet bills to have 2 xrays done to make sure her stomach wouldn't turn
  • ate a batch of cupcakes that were hand decorated for my sister's bachelorette party when I turned my back
  • recently ate a whole 8 pound beef tenderloin (raw)
  • chewed her dog kennel and put the metal rod through her paw
  • I am not going to go into detail about her 4th of July explosion...she is scared of loud noises
  • licks you to death
  • jumps all over you
  • thinks she is a little 7 pound dog like Roxy

There are so many more things, I could go on and on!

On the plus side, she doesn't chew shoes, she doesn't dig, and she is ABSOLUTELY wonderful with my girls!! Honestly, I would much rather have a dog that eats random food than one that doesn't like the kids.

Cross your fingers and say a little prayer for Macy to learn a bunch at doggie school!


Snappedwithlove said...

OMG. I have no words for this. I would have had a heart attack for sure. Good thing this happened to you and not me. You are way calmer than I. We wouldnt do doggie school. We would be doing Doggie Pound. ;)

Stephanie said...
I would have died!!
You are WAY calmer about it than I would have been! I am so glad to see it ALL came out though!!
Maybe your reaction wouldnt have been so good if you didnt have those 2 new best friends! lol
Good luck with doggy school!!
That list is insane!!!

Krystyn said...

I have to agree...bad dog indeed.

I can't believe you got that koolaid out.